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	<title>I have something to say &#187; Humor</title>
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		<title>Mission Impossible Squirrel</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jul 2010 16:42:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I love this.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I love this.</p>
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		<title>Sarah Palin &#8211; Please Sue Me!!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Jul 2009 19:13:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m sure everyone is already tired of hearing yet more craziness from Alaska&#8217;s craziest politician. I&#8217;m not posting to continue the insanity. I&#8217;m posting because I want Sarah Palin to sue me for defamation. I&#8217;m reprinting Shannyn Moore&#8217;s post in bald defiance of Sarah &#8220;The Nut Job&#8221; Palin&#8217;s attorney&#8217;s threat to sue me if I [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m sure everyone is already tired of hearing yet more craziness from Alaska&#8217;s craziest politician. I&#8217;m not posting to continue the insanity. I&#8217;m posting because I want Sarah Palin to sue me for defamation. I&#8217;m reprinting <a href="http://shannynmoore.wordpress.com/2009/07/05/shannyn-moore-will-not-be-muzzled/">Shannyn Moore&#8217;s post</a> in bald defiance of Sarah &#8220;The Nut Job&#8221; Palin&#8217;s attorney&#8217;s threat to sue me if I do. I&#8217;d love to be sued by Sarah Palin!</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s the post from Shannyn:</p>
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On the Fourth of July, when Americans everywhere were celebrating our most sacred national holiday with parades and barbeques, Governor Sarah Palin was busy having me, Shannyn Moore, declared an Enemy of the State.</p>
<p>In a rambling quasi-legal letter, the most powerful person in this state accused me of defaming her for pointing out the fact that there have been rumors, -rumors- of corruption, rumors that have been around for years.</p>
<p>When Sarah Palin gave her three-weeks notice to the people of Alaska, aborting her term as Governor, a lot of people wondered why she quit.  Mid-level managers turn-in their notice, not elected public officials.  It didn’t make sense.  It still doesn’t.  People have been trying to guess why she really quit, and everyone in Alaska has been playing the guessing game.  They’re rumors. There are a lot of rumors.  And with all the corruption we’ve had here in Alaska, of course we wonder what’s really behind her resignation.</p>
<p>Governors don’t just quit.  But Governor Palin did.</p>
<p>The governor’s massive overreaction -on the Fourth of July no less- should make any reasonable person wonder what’s wrong with her.  The Lady protests way too much.  Eventually we’ll all find out why she really walked off the job.</p>
<p>Sarah Palin is a coward and a bully.  What kind of politician attacks an ordinary American on the Fourth of July for speaking her mind?  What’s wrong with her?  The First Amendment was designed to protect people like me from the likes of people like her.  Our American Revolution got rid of kings.  And queens, too.  Am I jacked-up? You betcha.</p>
<p>Sarah Palin, if you have a problem with me, then sue me.  Shannyn Moore will not be muzzled!</p></blockquote>
<p>I think Sarah Palin is a cook and a crook and I won&#8217;t qualify that by saying it&#8217;s a rumor. I believe it to be true and I strongly feel that her holding political office in this nation is dangerous. The only think I can conceive that would be more dangerous is Rush Limbaugh holding political office. </p>
<p>So there it Sarah &#8211; I&#8217;ve done it. Come on you Nut Job &#8211; come and get me!</p>
<p>For kicks here&#8217;s her press conference in which she stammers and hems and haws about why she&#8217;s stepping down. In true Sarah Palin fashion she talks much but says nothing discernible.</p>
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		<title>Prop 8 the mucial</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Mar 2009 13:40:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This was sent to me by a very good friend of mine who happens to be gay. I loved it.

&#8220;Prop 8 &#8211; The Musical&#8221; starring Jack Black, John C. Reilly, and many more&#8230; from Jack Black
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		<title>Jingle Bombs</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Dec 2008 15:29:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I just love Jeff Dunham:

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		<title>Fabulously funny</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 19:30:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>A little bailout humor</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 16:54:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Preview this</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Oct 2008 14:57:03 +0000</pubDate>
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See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.
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<div style="padding:5px 0; text-align:center; width:640px;">See more <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/videos">funny videos</a> and <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/pictures">funny pictures</a> at <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/">CollegeHumor</a>.</div>
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		<title>Anti-anti-iPhone mania</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2008 18:00:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is priceless a reporter making an ass of himself about iPhone mania and being called on it:

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		<title>The best anti-theft system for you car</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 May 2008 15:20:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Now this is an amazing system for protecting your car from thieves:

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